Conversations With Amber

Amber Palusot

Daddy: Amber, can you massage my back?

Amber: uhmm, tired hands ko, daddy.

Pero she can't stop playing with the LPS Apps on Daddy's iPhone. EXCUSES!

Amber Echosera

On eating vegetable...

Mommy: Amber, try this o...

Amber: What’s that?

Mommy: vegetable. It’s called sayote... di ba vegetables make you glow?

Amber: ok.

She eats the sayote with gusto.

Amber: hmmm... delicious!

Mommy: You want some more? Wait, kukuha pa ko.

Amber: No! No! No! Enough na, Mommy.

KALA KO BA MASARAP!?!? Echosera!

Amber Coniotic 

Amber: I don’t like it when it rains kasi when it rains, it baha saka it makes people sick.
Oh really?! They get sakit? ;/

Amber Chuchal 
Amber: Ate Mai, where’s my lipstick?!?

Hanu daw??!!!?

Amber: Ate Mai, did you see my lipstick?... And blusher?

OH EM GEE!! Meron sha nun?? Daig pa ang nanay!

Amber Usisera

I was in the CR relieving myself when I heard Amber from the door.

Amber: Mommy!!! What are you doing inside the bathroom?

She always does that when I’m in the CR, as if I can do something else in there which she doesn’t know yet. So, I decided to make fun of her.

Mommy: Sleeping!

Amber: What?!? You are not supposed to sleep in the bathroom. Sleeping is in the bedroom! That’s crazy!

Ansabeh?!? Crazy daw?! Nakaka-shock ha! When I recovered from the shock brought about by her response...

Mommy: So what am I supposed to do in the bathroom?

Amber: You can take a bath, wash your hands, wash your feet! But not sleep!

Mommy: I’m not doing those things either. What else do you think I’m doing here?

Pause....

Amber: Urgh! Okay, okay! Just continue sleeping in there.

I still heard her babbling as she walked away. Kaloka!