Traffic Lights

In an intersection...

Amber: Red means Stop! Green means Go!

Mommy: Eh ano yung Yellow?

Amber: GO FASTER!

Her Daddy flashed his THAT’S-MY-GIRL grin.

Tsk! Tsk!

You are never to drive, young girl! Ever!

...Or maybe not until you learn that the 
Yellow Light is supposed to signal you to GRADUALLY STOP.