While typhoon Glenda is wrecking havoc in Metro Manila, causing a metro-wide power shutdown, I overheard this conversation between Amber and her 17-year old cousin, Ate Trisha.
Ate Trisha: Amber, why do you think it's raining?
Amber: Because the moon is taking a bath!
I can't help not to butt in...
Mommy: And what do you think is causing the strong winds?
Amber: It's still the moon... it's blowing everything on the road.
Whew! It was a safe answer, I was expecting she'll say that the moon farted.
Poor moon though, for taking the blame.
For lack of anything to do, the cousins invited aliens at home...